So you’re telling me 97% RTP is just ‘math wearing pilot goggles’? Bro, I ran simulations in Brooklyn and my bankroll’s still crying. The 5% Rule? That’s not discipline — it’s survival. And those ‘Three Landing Approach’ cashouts? My dog could do better… and he doesn’t even own a joystick. If AI replaces human judgment, I’ll start meditating on the stratosphere — but first, buy me a snack. 🤔 Who’s next? Drop a comment or I’ll auto-eject your expectations.